Gonna be a bear:
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!
(I saw this on a friend's blog and I couldn't have said it better myself...thanks Nancy)
3 comments:
Sounds good to me, I will be one too!
Let's make a clan. I'll be the momma she bear, AKA the grumpiest bear of all.
your not gonna eat the placenta too are you?? LOL! your crazy and i love it
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